I was at Cotton On with a friend the other day and, on a whim, I picked up a bottle of their ‘Cotton On Foundation’ water. Being that I’d just eaten a salty pretzel, I decided to buy it in order to rehydrate.

It’s always in my mind that buying bottled water is adding yet more dangerous plastic to the ecosystem. But as I ‘paywave’d my card, I caught myself thinking that it would be okay to buy this water because it was supporting… whatever it is Cotton On claims to support.

At that point, however, it was far too late. The transaction was complete and the cogs of capitalism had continued turning.

Perhaps, then, it was increasingly relevant I had just seen one Dr. Emma Sharp’s lecture on the nature of food production. It brought me to a new question: What is the value of water? Why pay for something so important to our continued survival?

More than that, why is some water worth more than other water? We seem to think ‘spring’ water has value enough that we’re willing to pay more for it than other, ‘non-spring’ water. What’s up with that?

Maybe instead of Crowd Grown Feasts, we should be looking at Crowd Bottled Water. We live in Auckland for Pete’s sake, surely there’s a reason why we planted ourselves atop a series of volcanoes just waiting to blow us up, why not make it the free water which seems to drop atop us with zero warning.